Human flesh ain’t plant-based bro.
Beyond Meat COO Douglas Ramsey was arrested after po-po said he punched the back window out of another man’s car, struck him, and then bit “flesh” from the tip of his nose.
KNWA reported the incident began when a man struck the tire of Ramsey’s vehicle in the parking garage on the campus of the University of Arkansas – after the Razorbacks defeated Missouri State.
Ramsey was held on multiple charges, including terroristic threatening and battery.
The Beyond Meat company makes highly processed and disgusting imitation beef, sausage and other plant-based products they claim tastes like meat.
Spoiler: it doesn’t taste like meat and it’s not healthy either.
The company has so far declined to comment on Ramsey’s alleged behavior.