The 50th Annual Portland Auto Swap Meet starts Friday morning at 7 a.m. at the Portland Expo Center. The PIR Swap Meet starts today. They run through the weekend. In past years they have caused major traffic delays on I-5 northbound and southbound in the Delta Park Area as thousands of auto swappers descend upon the Rose City from all over the Northwest. It's a good place to avoid this weekend, unless you're looking for a door handle for your '74 Mustang. I've never been to the Portland Auto Swap meet.... what am I missing?