(WTAMA new addition to the “Why Has No One Thought Of This Before?” file

J&D’s Foods has launched Bacon Condoms and Bacon Sunscreen! Yes, the world’s first Bacon-scented sunscreen and Bacon-looking-and-tasting condom.

According to a news release from J&D’s Foods, it’s the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics.

Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon. And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D’s baconlube™, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant.

Each year 5 billion condoms are sold worldwide, 450 million in the US alone and exactly zero look, taste or feel like Bacon – until now.

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